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1．Inaugural drive　第一次驾驶1

2．How soon do you need to know？ 你需要多快知道？2

3．An opening　一个出口4

4．I want to see something really cheap 我想要真正的便宜货5

5．What is a stable？ 什么是马厩？7

6．What day is today？ 今天是什么日子？8

7．Barber shop　理发店10

8．I'm not allowed up on the furniture 我不能爬到家具上12

9．Eating alone　独自进餐13

10．My dog told me　我的狗告诉我的15

11．Shut up！ 闭嘴！16

12．A service to God 给上帝的服务18

13．I just had a dream about it　我刚刚梦到它20

14．Can you tell me the time？ 您能告诉我时间吗？22

15．Some very bad news　一个非常不幸的消息24

16．Need some help？ 需要帮忙吗？25

17．Have you seen my parakeet？ 看到我的长尾鹦鹉了吗？26

18．A high school student　一个高中生29

19．To tell the truth　说实话30

20．Keyboard error　键盘错误32

21．A good excuse　一个好借口33

22．Where are you from？ 你从哪里来？35

23．laundry detergent　洗衣清洁剂38

24．Mommy can't come to the phoe 妈妈不能接电话39

25．It's two o'clock in the morning！ 现在是凌晨两点钟40

26．It's started…　开始了42

27．Good news and bad news　好消息和坏消息44

28．The best way to protect a wedding ring 保存结婚戒指的最好方法46

29．Cleaning the phone lines！ 清理电话线47

30．An Amish boy　一个阿门派男孩50

31．Thank heavens　谢天谢地51

32．At a jewelry store　在珠宝店52

33．You don't know shit　连屎都不懂54

34．The first day as a cab driver　第一天开出租56

35．Jesus walked everywhere　耶稣上哪儿都走路58

36．Jesus and Saint Paul　耶稣和圣·保罗58

37．More bored　更无聊60

38．Brainwashing　洗脑61

39．Two statues　两尊雕像63

40．Brains available　可用的大脑65

41．How much is that Barbie？ 芭比娃娃多少钱？67

42．A long life？ 活得长？68

43．Traditional roles blown away　传统角色被炸掉70

44．That's what they said the last time　上次他们也这么说72

45．Adam's underwear　亚当的内裤74

46．Die in the service　殉职的男女75

47．I can't find the cause of your pain 无法找到病因77

48．A doctor is complaining to a mechanic 医生对汽车修理工的抱怨78

49．Can I play the piano once these are off？ 我能弹钢琴吗？79

50．Get a heart transplant　移植心脏80

51．Fourth husband　第四任丈夫81

52．We are the best of friends　好友82

53．Get the hell out of here　滚蛋84

54．A new and improved ark 一艘更新更先进的方舟86

55．Where is Jesus？ 耶稣在哪里？88

56．Safe to swim here？ 这里游泳安全吗？90

57．Would you please do me a favor？ 请帮个忙？91

58．A pessimist and a dog　悲观主义者和狗93

59．Catching the bear　抓熊95

60．The prison hospital　监狱医院96

61．We go hunting bear 我们去猎熊97

62．Lion tamer　驯狮人98

63．Staying alive　活着99

64．Good news and bad news　好消息和坏消息101

65．Where is my goat？ 我的羊哪儿去了？103

66．I marked the spot　我做了标记105

67．Write for mail order　邮购106

68．What was its name？ 诊所的名字是什么？107

69．Fish costs a fortune　钓鱼很费钱109

70．Will you marry me？ 你要和我结婚吗？111

71．Flying in the plane　驾飞机飞行113

72．Did you see that？ 看到没有？116

73．Catching many fish　捕到许多鱼117

74．Car problem　汽车故障118

75．Catching the fish　钓鱼119

76．Hard of hearing　听不清121

77．The very bad accident　一次非常糟糕的事故122

78．Three times robbery　三次抢劫124

79．Movies changed　电影改变了125

80．Demand for a raise　要求加薪127

81．New hearing aid　新的助听器128

82．Confused by traffic signs　混淆交通标志129

83．Ode to cranky men　怪人颂歌131

84．24 hours all around 24　小时转一圈132

85．Clinton is vacationing　克林顿度假134

86．The train has failed　火车故障135

87．Driver illegally parks　非法停车137

88．I am not forgetful　我不健忘138

89．Clever news reporter　聪明的新闻记者140

90．Run over the rooster　撞死一只公鸡141

91．On the back of a van　卡车后面142

92．Heard on a public bus　在公交车上听到的话143

93．Where are we going？ 我们去哪儿？145

94．Tour near glaciers　冰山附近的旅行146

95．Angry drivers meet　愤怒的司机相遇148

96．Getting old when… 当你变老了149

97．Darn these flys！ 该死的苍蝇！150

98．Heaven playing sports　天堂运动会152

99．Troubles　烦恼154

100．Weddings　婚礼155

101．Wedding anniversary 结婚周年156

102．Play as James Bond　像詹姆斯·邦德一样158

103．I don't know and I don't care！ 我不知道，也不在乎！159

104．Ten pints　十品脱160

105．That's not it！ 不是这个！162

106．There is nothing wrong with your eyesight 您的视力完全正常164

107．Out of food supplies　食物供应短缺165

108．Deep thoughts　深思168

109．My wife is pregnant　我妻子怀孕了170

110．Brave guide　勇敢的导游171

111．Have a first child　有了第一个孩子172

112．Scarry landing　恐怖的着陆173

113．Pass out in shock　晕倒176

114．Motor bullies　摩托车流氓178

115．The pre-birth class　产前辅导班180

116．Expert on parenting　抚育专家181

117．Travel on the plane　飞机旅行183

118．Last request　最后的请求184

119．Shopping for goods　购买唱片186

120．We have new babies　我们有了新孩子188

121．Delivering a baby　接生190

122．Guests　客人192

123．A woman is on a bus　一个妇人在汽车上193

124．Three psychiatrists　三个精神病学家195

125．Sharing everything　分享一切197

126．Uncovering a scam　揭穿骗局200

127．Set it free　给它自由201

128．The designated decoy　指定的诱饵203

129．A child sent to bed　孩子上床206

130．It's time to go home　是回家的时候了207

131．Watch your mouth　留意你的嘴巴208

132．Want a day off work？ 想要请假？210

133．Golf game　打高尔夫球212

134．Gas emissions　放屁213

135．Camel questions　骆驼问答215

136．Have a life after death　死而复生217

137．New farmer　初为农户218

138．Good sale　卖得好219

139．Last request　最后的要求221

140．Old break up　老夫妻离婚222

141．The last day working　即将失业224

142．Pay for your past bills　付清上次的账单225

143．Divorce　离婚226

144．Polish paratrooper　波兰的伞兵227

145．Drummer problems　鼓手的问题228

146．A blonde and mail call　金发美女与邮件230

147．Indian chief's signal　印第安酋长的信号232

148．Marines and the police　海军陆战队与警察234

149．A blonde adn deodorant　美女与除臭剂235

150．Daddy is going to war　爸爸要去参战了237

151．Helicopter lessons　直升飞机课程239

152．Misunderstanding terms 误解术语241

153．His military etiquette　军中礼节242

154．Soldier stands guard　哨兵242

155．The magical forest　魔幻森林244

156．A young naval student　海军学员245

157．New submarine ensign　新潜艇少尉246

158．Battle on the sea　海战247

159．Valid identification　有效认证249

160．Brag about daddy　拿父亲吹牛251

161．Bringing some more ammo　多带点子弹251

162．Frightened in nightmare　害怕的梦魇252

163．Immortality　长生不老253

164．Soldier in heaven　军人升天堂256

165．Let's see the world　洞悉世界257

166．There is no fish there　那儿没鱼258

167．Violin jokes　小提琴的笑话259

168．How you earned it　你如何赚钱260

169．Requesting a three-day pass　想请三天假262

170．Blank copy　复印空白页263

171．Bragging about old times　为过去吹牛264

172．Car theft　偷汽车266

173．A blonde's logic　金发女郎的逻辑267

174．Locked car　锁住的汽车268

175．Three blondes and a wish 三个金发女郎和一个愿望270

176．Practical joke on his ex-girlfriend 狠狠拿前女友开涮271

177．A stranded blonde　无所依傍的金发女郎273

178．A blonde in Las Vegas　金发女郎在拉斯维加斯274

179．Horseback riding　骑马276

180．The blonde and the cute sheep 金发女郎和可爱的山羊278

181．First operation　第一次手术280

182．Oh shit！ 哦，鸟屎！282

183．Different fathers　不同的父亲283

184．Married for the money　为了钱而结婚285

185．A dresser drawer　一个抽屉288

186．He isn't really your dad　他并不是你真正的父亲289

187．Mrs．Johnson　约翰逊太太290

188．The happiest hour of my life 我一生中最幸福的一小时291