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Unit 1　Work and School Jokes2

［一］无法完成的期末考试　Impossible final exams2

［二］缺考的学生　Two students missing an exam6

［三］联邦调查局的面试　A Job Interview with FBI9

［四］玛丽的妙语　Many's Answers13

［五］孤僻的小男生　An Isolated Little Boy16

［六］经理的愿望　The Manager's wish19

［七］公司赛艇　Boot Race between Companies22

［八］如何显得很忙　How to Look Busy at Work26

［九］卫生间里的口红　Lipstick in the Bathroom30

［十］噩耗　Word of the Tragedy33

Unit 2　Animals37

［一］试飞　Trying To Fly37

［二］夜贼与鹦鹉　The Burglar and The Parrot40

［三］农夫的宝贝羊　The Farmer's Prize Goat43

［四］死兔　Dead Rabbit46

［五］购买鳄鱼皮鞋　Buy Alligator Shoes49

［六］赛场上的马　Horses at the Race52

［七］这些鸡要书　These Chickens Want Books55

［八］棕发小姐的绝招　Comfortable58

［九］调查一起严重事故　Investigating A Terrible Accident62

［十］找工作的狗　A Dog Wants an Office Job65

Unit 3　Lawyers70

［一］好心的律师　The Kind Lawyer!70

［二］永恒的婚姻　Eternal Marriage73

［三］信任　Trust76

［四］天国门外的律师　Lawyer at the Pearly Gates80

［五］地狱里的房间　Room in Hell83

［六］买票　Ticket Please86

［七］教皇与律师　The Pope and the Lawyer89

［八］律师的说服力　Lawyer:Send Me92

［九］付出　Giving95

［十］得克萨斯式的公正　Texas Justice98

Unit 4　Old People Jokes103

［一］60岁的老人　60-year-old man103

［二］重返童年　To Be Young Again106

［三］三个老人　Three Old Men109

［四］老奶奶和警察　Granny and the Cop113

［五］叫我妈妈　Call Me"Mother"116

［六］会说话的青蛙　Talking Frog119

［七］护理所　The Nursing Home122

［八］妖怪与啤酒　Genie and the Beer126

［九］汽笛声　The Whistle129

［十］这是第一次　That's Once133

Unit 5　Kids138

［一］巨大的秘密　Deep Dark Secrets138

［二］洗狗　Washing the Dog!141

［三］童言无忌　Kid Sayings!144

［四］孩子的高见　Sound Advice From Kids!147

［五］爸爸的过去与今天　Fathers then＆now150

［六］吞了一枚硬币　Swallowed A Penny153

［七］艾伦，别哭　Ellen,Don't Cry156

［八］定义青少年　Defining teenagers159

［九］祷告　Praying162

［十］寻找丹尼　Finding Danny165

Unit 6　Bar Jokes169

［一］神奇的青蛙　Looking to buy a frog？169

［二］允许上班喝酒的理由　Reasons to Allow Drinking At Work173

［三］我不欠你的酒钱　I don't owe anything for this drink176

［四］测试　The Test179

［五］酒吧里的熊猫　Panda in a Bar182

［六］爬回家　Crawling Home185

［七］在三个字之内　In Just 3 Words188

［八］酒吧里的修女　A nun arrives at the local bar191

［九］喝啤酒的科学解释　Great Reason to Drink Beer!194

［十］它看起来像塑料　It Looks Like Plastic197

Unit 7　Doctors201

［一］医学院的新学生　The New Medical Students201

［二］寻找牙医　Looking For a Dentist204

［三］大声喧哗的技工　The Loud-mouthed Mechanic207

［四］你可以买单吗？　Can You Pay the Bill?210

［五］臭屁不断　Farts Everywhere!213

［六］你所不想听到的　You Don't Want to Hear These216

［七］葬礼　Funeral219

［八］三个精神病医生　Three Shrinks222

［九］钙　Calcium225

［十］五个医生　Five Doctors228

Unit 8　Computer Jokes232

［一］比尔·盖茨在天国之门　Bill Gates at the Pearly Gates!232

［二］新年的决心　New Year's Resolutions236

［三］盖茨与通用　Gates Vs GM239

［四］电脑是男是女？　Computers:Male or Female?242

［五］问电脑：上帝存在吗？　To Computer:Is There a God?246

［六］女友升级　Girlfriend Upgrades249

［七］何时关电脑　It's Time to Turn Off the Computer When252

［八］新病毒　New viruses256

［九］世界上最聪明的人　The World's Smartest Man259

［十］电脑房搞怪10大绝招　10 Ways to Mess With People in a Computer Lab262

Unit 9　Fools266

［一］神奇的电梯　Elevator266

［二］侍者的汤匙　Waiter's Spoon269

［三］酒后驾车　Drunk Driving272

［四］应聘驯狮员　Lion tamer275

［五］食人族轶事　Cannibals278

［六］三个信封　Three envelopes281

［七］格林先生的窍门　Green's Tips284

［八］圣徒　Saint287

［九］有打火机吗？　Got a Light?291

［十］愚人正传　True Stories294

Unit 10　Musician Jokes298

［一］天国之门的音乐家　Musician at the Pearly Gates298

［二］盲兔与盲蛇　Blind Rabbit and Blind Snake301

［三］小提琴师的谎言　Violinist's Lie304

［四］偏见　Prejudice307

［五］神奇的填充老鼠　Stuffed Rat310

［六］临时指挥　Temporary Conductor313

［七］中提琴手和羊　A Violist and Sheep316

［八］芝加哥交响乐团的音乐家　A Musician from the Chicago Symphony319

［九］音乐界的秘密　Secrets of the Music Biz322

［十］荒岛鼓声　Continuous drum325