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Go Three Blocke And Turn To Your Left 过三个街区向左拐1

You Will Have To Use A Pencil 你只好用铅笔了4

Rain.No Play. 下雨。停赛。6

The Best Way To Start Writing-From Left To Right 写作秘笈-从左往右写8

The Doctor s Reply 医生的回答10

What The Chickens Were Called Before They Were Born 鸡出生前叫什么12

A Musical Ability 音乐天才15

Throw Some Sand Over The Shadow 往阴影上撒沙子17

Bear Hunting 捕熊20

Press Our Bell With Your Shoulder 用肩膀按门铃23

Emergency Incidents 紧急事件25

None Of Them Come Again 他们都不再来了27

Buying New Curtains 购买新窗帘30

Visual Training 视力训练32

Before The Trouble Starts 趁麻烦出现之前34

Talking Him Out 尽量说服他37

30 Years To Learn How 30年才学会39

Mushroom And Umbrella 蘑菇和雨伞41

Wit Can Gain A Breakfast 机智得早餐43

Father s Things 父亲的东西46

Henry Went To See The Doctor 亨利去看病49

I Don t Need To Steal Any More 我不需要再偷了52

Are You Still Willing To Take A Chance 你是否愿意机遇重现？54

Do You Konw My Work? 你知道我是干什么的吗？57

Dr.Swift And The Boy 斯威夫特博士与小厮60

Mr.Jones Beautiful Hat 琼斯先生的漂亮帽子63

The Latest Master 最新杰作65

Watch Dog 看家狗67

The Exasperated Ticket Agent 被激怒了的代售火车票的人69

A Fallacious Argument 一场虚伪的辩论72

Guess Who Sent Them 猜一猜谁送的75

It Will Be A Miracle 这将会是一个奇迹78

An Indirect Reply 一个间接的答复81

An Unexpected Bill 一份出人意料的帐单83

A True Man 一个实实在在的男人86

A Better Dishwasher 一台更好的洗碗机89

A Widow At Her Husband s Grave 在丈夫墓地的寡妇92

A Wrong Number 错误的号码94

A Piece Of Good Advice 一个好建议97

A Victim of One s Own Cleverness 聪明反被聪明误100

Prepared In A Hurry 仓促准备102

Big John 大个子约翰105

A Cunning Trick 一个诡计107

A Mere Pose 一种姿态109

A Good Idea 一个好主意111

The Man From The Government 政府要人114

Of Mutual Benefit 互惠117

Unworthy Success 无价值的成功119

Conversation 对话121

A Family Secret 家族秘密123

You Had Better Take Two Bullets With You 你最好带上两颗子弹126

You Are Wanted 要的就是你129

A Quiet Weekend 静悄悄的周末132

Apirl Fool 四月愚人136

A Welcome Stranger 受欢迎的陌生人139

The Secret Of Success 成功的秘密142

Throw This Man Out Into The Street 把这个男人扔到大街上去145

You Will Be Very Lucky 你们将不胜荣幸148

Before Delivering A Speech 在发表演说之前150

I Put It On 我把它穿上152

A Rich Father 有钱的父亲155

Never Leave Your Keys In Your Car 千万不要把钥匙留在车里157

Lucky Or Not 真的走运160

A Girl Just Like Mother 和母亲一样的女孩162

But The Chinese Did! 倒是中国人碰到了麻烦!164

A Good-Bye Gift 告别礼物166

Horrible Stories 恐怖故事169

No Charge For The Luggage 行李不收费171

Out They Go 滚出去173

The Secret Of Success 成功之道175

Too Late 太晚了177

The Thing In Common 共同点179

Imagination 想象力181

Always Have To Stand 总是站着183

See Dentist 拔牙185

Only Men s Clothes In The Shop 只有男装187

Second-Hand Clothes 二手衣服189

Estimate 估算192

Which Way? 哪个方向？194

I Can t 我不会196

The Wrench 螺旋钳199

Fractions 小数201

Business Is Bad 生意不好204

Time Is Enough 时间足够207

The Dog That Can Speak 会说话的狗210

An Unespected Gift 意外的礼物213

100 Percent 百分之百215

Who Is A Miser? 谁是吝啬鬼？217

Honesty 诚实219

Hosband And Son 丈夫与儿子221

At A Dry Cleaner s 在干洗店223

Women Live Longer Than Men 女人活得长225

15 Years Earlier 早15年227

I Used To Be Like You 像你一样229

The Excuse 借口231

Heavier 更重些233

She Understands 她明白235

A Race 赛跑237

The Bet 打赌239

Not So Easy 并非易事241

Not For Today 不是为今天244

Honesty 诚实246

The King And The Critic 国王与批评家249

Wife And Dog 妻子与狗251

Whom Do You Believe? 你信谁？253

Happiness 幸福255

Not For A Fight 不为打架257

Is Your Wife Home Now? 你妻子现在在家吗？259

A Bad Foot 坏脚261

Only One Honest Way 诚实的惟一方式264

Sometimes 有时266

Save 节约269

It s Not Our Fault 不是我们的错272

Injection 注射275

The Guide 向导278

The Sight 视力280

Two Jourmeys 两次旅行283

The Second Choice 第二选择285

A Special Card 特殊卡片288

Do You Know? 你认识吗？291

Who Are You? 你是谁？294

Fine For Parking 停车的好地方297

Dating Weight 约会体重299

The Fifteenth 第十五个人301

He Owes You $50 他欠你五十镑304

Whom Is He Waiting For? 他在等谁？306

Goodbye Lady 再见“女士”308

Aspirin Pills 阿斯匹林药片311

An Over-speeding Motorist 超速驾驶者313

A Gentleman And A Lady 绅士与淑女315

A Singer 一个歌手318

A Clever Lawyer 聪明的律师320

Advice 忠告322

The Poor Old Gentleman 可怜的老先生324

A Way Of Losing Weight 减肥妙法327

A Clever Dog 聪明的狗330

What s The Difference? 区别在哪里？332

A Clever Driver “聪明”的驾驶员334

Two First Times 两个第一次336

The Magical Giasses 眼镜的妙用338

Easy Rider 聪明的搭车者340

My Uncle 我的叔叔343

Took The Wrong Train 上错了火车345

Get A Raise 加薪水347

Ciass And Ass “班级”和“笨驴”349

A Clever Commander 聪明的指挥官351

An Artist And A Farmer 艺术家与农民353

What Is A Traitor 什么叫叛徒356

A Gossip 一位长舌妇358

The Plumber 水管工361